"Hi. I'm Tass. This is the 1st episode in a, hopefully, long series of general gaming tutorials. The goal is to help make all of you guys better gamers. Today's topic is the most basic of things... reading the game instructions! The game developers put them in their games for a reason, so make sure to read them!"
"Hi Guys. This is me, Tass, giving y'all some tips on how to reduce lag. I hope it helps make your gaming experience better!"