Saturday, May 9, 2009

An Interview with AioriaRox

An Interview STRAIGHT FROM THE SHOE'S MOUTH

USER:AioriaRox

Origin of Kong username?
Well, it’s a long story. When I was 8 years old I saw my brother playing GunBound, then I decided to create an account. But I didn’t have a nickname! Then I saw some guy named Aioria001, then I created an account called Aioria002. (Originality FTL). In 2007, I joined Kongregate with that name. But in early 2008 I decided to create another account with my “friend” Pedrorox, but he didn’t want to get all badges again so I stayed with the account.

Favorite game on Kongregate?
I really like RPGs, so it’s a tie between Mardek RPG: Chapter 2, Monster’s Den: Book of Dread and Hero’s Arms.

Favorite Chatroom?
Easily Impossible Is Nothing, people there are brilliant, especially Zerris with his crazieh SeppuKuties levels.

*Favorite mod/admin? *
Tie between the gruesome Marh and the hamstersome(?) Zaraki.

Favorite band? and song?
Metallica. My favorite song is Technologic – Daft Punk.

Favorite Sport?
Sports? I’m too lazy for then, and I suck at them too. But I like basket anyways.

Something no one on Kongregate knows about you?
People know everything about me. Let’s see… I have a dog, 3 brothers, 1 sister, 1 nephew… My life is so damn boring, damn.

If you could see any 2 mods fight who would it be and why?
Rubix and Billyfred. Oh wait, billyfred is not a mod? WHAT THE HELL


What qualities make a good user?

Correct grammar, punctuation and spelling always come first. (Although I sometimes make some mistakes because I’m Brazilian). Somebody ‘talkin liek dat lololol’ annoys me more than if someone is nuking. (Nuke is not working anymore! :D)
Being polite is also good.

What qualities do you think make a person a good mod?
Correct grammar, punctuation and spelling.
Being polite.
What else would you need? Cookiehz?

What’s the best thing about Kongregate?
Forums. Everybody is nice, I’m even getting interviewed! Chat is also awesome, I also love badges and challenges.

What kind of pet do you like?
Dogz>Catz. :D

Tell us about one of your worst habits or qualities?
I have the habit of always thinking about porn. Like:
MahFriend: I eated banana for breakfast!
Me: Banana? UR GAY LOLOLOLOLOL

Which is your favorite language other than your native language?
English. English is better than Portuguese, Portuguese is annoying, try learning it. So. Many. Useless. Shit.*

What was your most embarrassing moment?
Other day I sat at chocolate or something brown and people though I had shit in my pants.

If you are a genie what would you do to the world?
I would delete Typing Ninja Hunter’s badges. And then do some funny stuff with people (Like a troll god :P). And then some important stuff like toilet-paper that auto regenerates. After that, I would do something about the bad situation in Africa and stuff like that.

Which super power would you like to have and why?
As said in a Crack.com’s “article” almost every super power would suck in real life. Maybe travel in time?

If you are given a chance to travel to the past where would you go and specifically...Why?
I would go back when I was really fat to take some pics, go back to the present and laugh at it.

If you are alone in a desert what will be your first thought?
“Ok, ok, let’s be optimistic, if I walk north I will find a city or something like that, that’s obvious, pfft.” two days later “Oh f-(cough), where’s the citieeeeeh (cough cough), where’z mah dolphin to take me to mah (cough) awesome restaurant! (cough) Badgeeeeeeeezzzz (cough) *dies*”

Why am I asking you these questions?
Because I whispered you saying that I could be a good person to be interviewed. ~shame~

How do you tackle stress?
I usually play the Ferret’s game “The stress ball”: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Ferretferret/th…

What is your favorite book to date?
Probably Deltora Quest series.

Which is your favorite food item and why?
Mc Donald’s. I am was fat but I still love it.

If you would like to go on a trip where would that be?
USA, San Fransisco, I’ve never been anywhere in USA. D:

During your child hood what was your favorite comic character?
BARBIEH! No, just kidding. I think it was Goku. O:

Do you like Jerry or Tom?
Tom is smarter and at the same time more stupid (stupidier? O.o), and that’s awesome.

What video games do you play?
Wii, PS2, N64, Snes, Nes.

What would you do when you have learned that your boat is out of oil? >.>
I would do a barrel roll. But suddenly the boat would play Rick Roll and say: RICK ROLL’D, YOU’RE NOT OUT OF OIL!!

What will your first thought be when you had learnt that you won a lottery?
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYZ!! I must to invest that money in a bank.”

What will you do if you have million dollars cash with you?
I would store it in a bank to gain more money.

Why do you think Charles Chaplin is famous?
He’s funny, his cap(hat, cat, sat, mat, whatever) is awesome and he looks like Hitler with a cap/hat.

Which ancient place would you like to go?
Teh past, where else? <.<
What will you do if you have a time machine?
I would travel in time eat it., duh.

What would you like to ask from the god? (This question is an optional one, depending on your views.)
HEY GOD I KNOW YOU’RE A PLAYER AND I MAKE PART OF A GAME CALLED “THE HUMANS” (The Sims reference), GIVE ME 500 MOTHERLOADS (The Sims cheat) NAO!!

How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
I would swim freely through the ocean spreading the love <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Describe your personal life in one Kongregate phrase:
Impossible Is Nothing. (You can even play pokemons with your teacher!) O:


And it has been another episode of STRAIGHT FROM THE SHOE'S MOUTH

1 comment:

googooly_eye said...

OO, nice interview! Yeah, Aioria, you are too obsessed with pr0n. XP