What is the origin of your Kongregate username?: There is no origin. I thought of it using my random mind when I saw the username area. Spontaneous name generation.
Nintendo 64, or Playstation?:N64, it has to be. I remember playing that thing for hours.
What’s your favorite forum section?: Muahaha. Technical Support.
“I got 99 Problems but a ____ ain’t one.”: I got 99 problems, but Hero’s Arms isn’t one of them. That was a fun game.
What is your favorite game(s) on Kongregate?:Hmm. Currently Breach 2. I played 2D’s early early Alpha version of it and loved it, glad he made it so great
QUICK- Zombies have just broken into your house! You need a weapon- so what do you choose?: I choose to activate the several tons of dynamite in my basement, but only after breaking the neck of my infected dog! I am sad, but my suicide saves the world. Name the movie.
What room did you start out in Kongregate?: I have no clue. The chat was moving too quickly in the room I joined, so I decided to say “Screw you guys” and left for a much smaller room.
I herd u liek … ?: I heard you like clowns. That makes you an enemy of the State. Good bye.
What is your favorite room on Kongregate?: Screw you guys. I don’t have a favorite room. I choose to roam.
Can YOU beleive it’s not butter?: Actually no. It is butter. Just with a stupider label. Like Juice. It’s Juice. But with a stupider label.
Barrens Chat, or Didactic Fractals?: Barrens Chat, I’ve been in there and I know CommanderSanta. Nice guy. DF? No. Neither of them.
Another one bites the … ?: And another one gone and another one gone… another one bites the DUSTA! Heh, we’re gonna get you too! Another one bites the DUSTA!
You go into a book store to read about … ?: I go into a book store to find a good book. Probably by Steven King or one of the Dragonlance series (Huge fans of both authors/group of authors). Or to buy some kinda weird Sci-fi story.
Raptor Jesus or Phoenix Wright?: Phoenix Jesus
Microphone or Megaphone?: mm. Megaphone. That’s how I am able to better comunicate with my field commanders during the heat of a full scale battle. Megaphones, really ****ing loud.
What angers you more than anything?: That’s an easy one. Ma- idiots. And trolls. Why do you need to flood chat/ the forums with useless comments or completely obvious remarks/questions when you can just STFU or figure it out yourself.
WhY sO sErIoUs?: WHY. SO. CEREAL.
You just found out you got punk’d, you then … ?: I just got punk’d? I did not. You got punk’d for trying to punk me and being so terrible at life that it backfires. That therefore allows me to take out a .22 and shoot you in the head. Owned, bitch.
Pork Fried Rice?: Hell yeah.
Star Trek Phaser, or Star Wars Lightsaber?: Ahh… Shit. Star Wars lightsaber, obviously. Because you can add in different focusing crystals and gain different stat boosts
Rita’s, or Carvel?: Rita’s :D
Would you walk outside nude holding a fryig pan while petting a cat and shouting “Stung Gargle Flippy Flabbing”?: … Hmm. Depends. Is there pork in the frying pan that I can eat? If so… Possibly.